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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:57

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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share office space ...
A chemical in acne medicine can help regenerate limbs - Yahoo
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Video: Digital Foundry Delivers Its Cyberpunk 2077 Tech Review On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
6 Things to Do Before 9 A.M. to Reduce Your Stroke Risk, According to Experts - EatingWell
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
First glimpse of a charred scroll after two millennia thanks to AI and X-rays - Earth.com
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
There’s a simple solution to the Shemar Stewart impasse with the Bengals - NBC Sports
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Now Is The Best Time To See The Milky Way’s Glowing Core In All Its Glory - IFLScience